I am 96%INSANE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHA...HA...

[x]You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" (STUPID CHAIR! You hurt my foot!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

so far: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (until recently, does that count?)
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Hey. The microwave tricked me! The taco didn't want to live anyway...)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (My brain goes into fuzz. fzzzzzzzzzz....)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE MS. FITZGERALD!)

so far: 19

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (WRITERS BLOCK IS A WHORE.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I once lost my pencil and literaly dumped out my bag looking for it only to find it in the crook of my ear.

so far: 23

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont blah blah blah the rest got erased.
[X] You break a lot of things. (Is that a bad thing?)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Look Mommy! CC is on my celing!)

so far: 28

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 32

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score -