DIS IS ANDLEYONE TIME ANDY AND ASHLEYZ WAS PLAYING VIDEO GAMEZ IN THEIR ROOM ON DA TOUR BUSTHEN CC AND JAEK SAYED "WERR GOING 2 DA SOTRE"DEN ANDY AND ASHLEE WER LIKE "OKAY DEN GO TO DA STORE"AND DEN WHEN THEY WERE GONE DEY STARTED HAVIN BUTTSECKSBUT JINXX WAZ STILL ON DA BUS && HE WUZ LIKE "WTF UGUISE STAHP"AND DEY WAZ LIKE "WTF NOOO!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"DEH END
Ouiji Boards - BVB Fanfiction."Hey Ashley..."Andy walked onto the bus, a retangular piece of carboard clutched in his hands wrapped in plastic wrap. He was staring down at it, his eyebrows crooked down staring at the brown board in wonder."Whats up?" Ashley called from the sofa. He was playing video games with CC."I got this at the st-""IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!" Jinxx came thumping across the bus, jumping over Ashley and CC's legs he grabbed the piece of cardboard from Andy and examined it closely."Oh my god you didn't." Jinxx handed it back to Andy, backing away."What?" CC asked. Everyone was looking at Andy.He mumbled something, hiding it behind his back."What is it?" Jake got up and started towards Andy."Itsajeeboard!" he said, backing up."What?" CC repeated."I'm so confused..." Ashley said."Ouija board!" Jinxx yelled as Andy held it out of anyone's reach.The room was quiet. Everyone glanced at eachother."I thought it'd be fun but NO everyone flips their shit." Andy said, sitting it down on the
I JUST REALIZED THIS ABOUT ANDYWe all know how Andy Biersack made up the alcohol cow fuckery right?I was about to fall asleep when I suddenly realized this...Biersack when translated from German is beer bag (bier = beer sack = bag)Cow's utters could be called a sack, as it's supposed to hold milk for the calf.Alcohol cows have beer in their utter according to Andy.Andy Biersack is an Alcohol cow.
They Won't Be Hurting You Anymore... - AndleyFighting back never entered my mind- any attempt would be futile and, in any case, it was easier just to grin and bear their attacks and pretend that nothing was wrong...The end of the school day saw me limping the five minute walk home, an ungodly pain in my left wrist...I don't know if I'll be able to hide this...I don't live with my parents -ha, they're not even worthy of that title- I live with my best friends and band-mates. My brothers...the only people who genuinely love me and care about me.I'm the only one still in high school, the youngest. I want to be a graphic designer, and go to college, so I'm staying in school. Currently a junior. They all dropped out during summer vacation, meaning that I've spent the last three months alone, subject to the abuse of bullies who make my life hell daily, just for being me: Ashley Purdy. At least when my brothers were with me, it was bearable...but then again, I've been subjected to abuse my whole life, so b
Take This To Heart Chapter 1Chapter 1: I Just Wanna Kiss Your Lips"Ashley wake the fuck up!" I heard someone pounding on my door. It was probably Jake and Chris. Why can't they let me sleep? I managed to glance at the clock. 12 PM. Damn it all. I climbed out of bed and walked to my front door."Calm your asses down, I'm coming." I yelled unlocking the door slowly, and sure enough, my two best friends were at the door. Jake Pitts, my best friend since middle school; and Chris Ceruli, my friend from work. "What the fuck do you want?""It's Saturday bro! You know what that means?" Jake smiled letting himself in."Jake, I'm not in the mood right now." I complained sitting down on the couch."Hear that Chris, he said he's not in the mood." Jake laughed sitting next to me."He says that every week until he starts drinking." Chris laughed heading for the kitchen."I'm serious guys. I'm not in the mood for a party today." They kept laughing, until Jake saw the expression on my face."Whoa. Hang on a sec Chris, I think h
Fifty Shades of Andley - Chapter 8Andy's P.O.VAshley kicked the door to my room open, still carrying me, and dropped me onto my small single bed. Fortunately the lights were off so I couldn't see his face but I could feel him, feel the heat radiating from his palms through the skimpy fabric of the robe I still, frustratingly, had on. Those hands wandered down my sides until they reached my knees, pushing them up then spreading my legs wide.The bed dipped as he crawled onto it, bracing himself over me, then taking my lips in a kiss. I shifted around underneath him, trying to at least loosen the knot that held my hands prisoner but to no avail. I moaned a little as he bit at my lip ring, asking for entry which I gladly gave him, our tongues colliding together until I was gasping for breath. Ash chuckled and moved off me a little, suddenly the whole room was illuminated with light, he had turned the light switch on.He grinned at my shocked expression then sat up on his knees, tugging me up by my arms and delicately gui
Take This To Heart Chapter 9Chapter 9: But I Can See It Has To Be You Love, That I've Been Dreaming Of... "You. Did. What?" He said to himself in disbelief. He had a blank stare on his face and wouldn't look at me. "Baby, please ju-" I started. "Don't you fucking 'baby' me mother fucker! You cheated on me! While I was off working! You couldn't have waited?!" I tried to grab his arm, but he pulled it away, getting out of the bed and walking out of the room. "Andy please, I'm sorry. Like I said, nothing really happened. It was a mistake." I attempted to get up and follow him, clutching the walls to get to the living room. "No. It wasn't a mistake and it sure as hell wasn't nothing. You let a girl suck you off! I obviously mean nothing to you!" He yelled again. His face held a look of hurt and betrayal. He didn't even look me in the eye. "But I didn't get off. I snapped out of it before anything extreme actually happened." I tried to sit s
Mistletoe: Andley"You know your family is probably going to wonder why you are bringing your best friend instead of a girlfriend." Ashley said spinning around in my desk chair as I got dressed.I pulled my shirt over my head. "I know Ash, but I won't be able to make it through this Christmas party without you.""Even with me I'm not so sure we'll make it. Your parents have told me your family is a little homophobic.""Believe me, I know. Why do you think no one but my parents know? If any of my cousins knew about it I would never be able to talk to them, or show my face, ever again. Please Ashley, just come with me and stay with me." I said and sat down in his lap wrapping my arm around his shoulders. He wrapped his arms around my waist. "I never said I wouldn't, I just want you to know that they will probably see right through the best friend thing. I don't want you to get hurt.""I know Ash, but if you're there being hurt won't be that bad."He looked doubtful but I knew he would go
Only Sleeping: AndleyI looked at his sleeping form from the doorway. Watching him sleep had always brought a smile to my lips, and it almost did even now. Then I remembered that he wasn't only sleeping. The one I love was in a coma, and had been for nearly two years. The doctors kept telling me I didn't need to come in everyday due to the fact that he wasn't likely to wake up anytime soon, but I didn't care I came to visit him every day anyway. He was there and I had to be here to help his unconscious self find him. One day he would wake up.Nobody, not even the doctors, knew why he had fallen into a coma. They had thought maybe it had been due to stress, but they had said he would have woken up by now if that had been the cause.I walked over to the hospital bed that held my baby and a tear rolled down my cheek. No matter how long I had to get used to this, seeing him lying there with all those wires hooked up to him was still enough to make me cry.Sitting on the bed next to him I looked at the calendar.
Andley: Fallen Angel 3After some minutes we were in the way to home, Jonathan said to us was preferably stay in house, for me, it's perfect."What are you thinking?" He said taking me from myself"Nothing Ashley, just..." I sighed"You are thinking about what happened in the rain, right?" Fuck"Mmmm... maybe" I said with ashamed, he just made a smile"Maybe?... Because
I'm thinking about that" I looked at him, He little blushed. "Andy... I know... maybe... this is strange to you, and, for me... too... but, I love you" He said while parked the car in our garage. Ashley looked at me, and I felt he was so close, we kissed, his lips, his hand in my thigh, and my hands losing in his hair. When the hand of Ashley started to rise in my leg, I stopped him."I- I'm sorry" He said with the head down "I- won't do it again""No!" He looked at me immediately, with a questionable expression"No? But, you sto-""Yeah, I know what I did...""Then?""Please don't ask me" I didn't want to say the reason. Nob
Fifty Shades of Andley - Chapter 1Andy's P.O.V"Now you have my mobile number don't you?"I smiled as my room mate and best friend, Christian Coma asked me the same question that he had done about less then five minutes ago. Christian was an insanely huge panickier, especially about the safety and welfare of yours truly, but that's what made me love him immensely so."Yes Chuppy, For the thousandth time," I chucked and punched him playfully on the arm.He grinned at me, his hundred megawatt smile. "I know, I just get so-""Panicked? Terrified? Scared?" I teased, arching one plucked eyebrow at him.He laughed, a great booming sound which echoed off the metal walls of the elevator. "Precisely,"The elevator came to a smooth stop and the doors slid open to reveal a new Manhattan morning. We stepped out in sync and Christian automatically gripped my upper arm in his hand, I rolled my eyes fondly at his over protective gesture and let him lead me to the double doors which was the entrance to the block of f
Andley MPreg"YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!" I screamed, gripping the bed gates so tight, my hands turned a sickly white color."Sir! I'm going to need you to calm down and take a deep breath!" The nurse pleaded, putting my legs in the holders."I DON'T WANT TO! FUCK!" I screamed again, feeling the massive weight in my lower region bursting to get out."It's okay Andy, I'm here." Ashley whispered."Alright sir when you're ready, take a deep breath and push." the nurse instructed. I took in the biggest breath I could manage before squeezing my lower half with all my strength. I fell back on the bed panting."You need to try again Andy. One. Two. Breathe, push!" I did as the nurse instructed.Twenty times later, I heard the best news of the night. "She's crowning!""One more time baby." Ashley said, wiping the sweat off my forehead."I hate you so fucking much. You are so glad I haven't ripped your balls off." I muttered before pushing again feeling the weight fall out of my body. I fell against the hospit