I JUST REALIZED THIS ABOUT ANDYWe all know how Andy Biersack made up the alcohol cow fuckery right?
I was about to fall asleep when I suddenly realized this...
Biersack when translated from German is beer bag (bier = beer sack = bag)
Cow's utters could be called a sack, as it's supposed to hold milk for the calf.
Alcohol cows have beer in their utter according to Andy.
Andy Biersack is an Alcohol cow.
Story.Ashley and Andy were walking along the street, holding hands, kissing eachother every few minuets and giggling like schoolgirls. The street was empty and the day was dark, a shadow hung over the world like a large rubber doll would cover an ant as it was dropped from the hand of a small child on it's way to school. Along the path sat a small black cat that hissed when you spoke satanic rituals to it, for the words angered the cat. The cat ran from you as a robber slowly made his way up behind you to cut your throat. As the blood leaves your body all you see is a pink dove making its way to it's home on the sun. It is a sun dove, the sun dove looks at you as you dance the macarena in the last moments of your life. Across the street a small child drops its ice cream and it splatters onto the sidewalk. A tear falls down its face like the cascades of ice falling off a glacier in the north pole, startling a young seal from it's nap. It cries to it's mother who squirms to comfort it while a
Unfair OneUnfair one, you took my hand.
Unfair one, you tread the sand.
Unfair one, you hugged me so.
Unfair one, you let me go.
Unfair one, you you reminded me.
Unfair one, you took the key.
Unfair one, you told me lies.
Unfair one...you watched me die.
Lifelong - AndleyAshley was 10 when he got his first babysitting job a the Biersack's house.
They had just moved in the neighborhood, and Ashley was impatient to wait another 6 years to get an actual paying job. He was too small and scrawny to be trusted with walking dogs, or fixing bikes and cars around the neighborhood either. Luckily, he was good at babysitting. He babysat his cousins all the time, so why not get a few extra dollars watching the neighbor's kid?
He was nervous. Very, very nervous. He wasn't sure how old the little Biersack was, he knew he was short and couldn't speak right normally, but he needed a job. Something to keep him occupied while everything was boring, and a few extra dollars wasn't too bad either. Ashley swung his leg over his bike and took off down the street, his skinny legs pumping and turning the petals quickly.
There was still a moving van outside their house, that's how new to the area they were. He saw Mr. Biersack carrying a stack of boxes out of the large orange U
Circus Freaks chapter 4 - SneakingI'm not staking out a circus. So not staking out a circus. I was just sitting in my car, watching the tent...for CC. And to see if I could catch a glimpse of Andrew.
Something about that vampire was intriguing, one look into his eyes and I just...knew....I needed to help him. He was enslaved, even if the fliers and disclaimers and shit said otherwise, he was in there against his will, which angered me beyond belief. How do you even enslave a vampire? How do you catch one against it's will? They're one of the most dangerous creatures to walk the planet, and they're keeping one for a circus show?
I looked up vampire stories on my phone while I tried to settle my stomach earlier and found lots of things about killing them, torture and other things. But also how damn hard it was to even accomplish hurting a vampire. I sighed and focused my eyes more on the tent, fighting back any thought that told me to go in there. No. I wasn't going to see Andrew get tortured, or let him believe
Only Sleeping: AndleyI looked at his sleeping form from the doorway. Watching him sleep had always brought a smile to my lips, and it almost did even now. Then I remembered that he wasn't only sleeping. The one I love was in a coma, and had been for nearly two years. The doctors kept telling me I didn't need to come in everyday due to the fact that he wasn't likely to wake up anytime soon, but I didn't care I came to visit him every day anyway. He was there and I had to be here to help his unconscious self find him. One day he would wake up.
Nobody, not even the doctors, knew why he had fallen into a coma. They had thought maybe it had been due to stress, but they had said he would have woken up by now if that had been the cause.
I walked over to the hospital bed that held my baby and a tear rolled down my cheek. No matter how long I had to get used to this, seeing him lying there with all those wires hooked up to him was still enough to make me cry.
Sitting on the bed next to him I looked at the calendar.
Spiritual Sanity - Chapter 1 (Andley)Ashley Purdy sat up quickly in bed, his heart thumping madly in chest, battering uncomfortably against his ribs. His thin t-shirt clung to his sweat covered chest, which was rising and falling quickly with each sharp gasp. Tears welled up in his dark chocolate coloured eyes, before they spilled out and dripped down his tanned cheeks. Each son that wracked his body, got louder with each slow agonizing minute that passed by, as realization kicked in.
The pain hadn't gone away. Andy was still dead, and Ashley, was still stuck here, fully living and alone. The guilt still tugged on his heart strings, and sat in his gut, slowly picking away at him. "If I had gone out sooner, I could have saved him. Andy would still be alive...". He choked on his last few words, hunching up his legs to his chest, buring his face in his knee's. He covered his mouth with one of his hands, but it was too late.
Jake came running in, wrapping his arms around Ashely quickly, rubbing his back in slow gentle c
Ouiji Boards - BVB Fanfiction."Hey Ashley..."
Andy walked onto the bus, a retangular piece of carboard clutched in his hands wrapped in plastic wrap. He was staring down at it, his eyebrows crooked down staring at the brown board in wonder.
"Whats up?" Ashley called from the sofa. He was playing video games with CC.
"I got this at the st-"
"IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!" Jinxx came thumping across the bus, jumping over Ashley and CC's legs he grabbed the piece of cardboard from Andy and examined it closely.
"Oh my god you didn't." Jinxx handed it back to Andy, backing away.
"What?" CC asked. Everyone was looking at Andy.
He mumbled something, hiding it behind his back.
"What is it?" Jake got up and started towards Andy.
"Itsajeeboard!" he said, backing up.
"What?" CC repeated.
"I'm so confused..." Ashley said.
"Ouija board!" Jinxx yelled as Andy held it out of anyone's reach.
The room was quiet. Everyone glanced at eachother.
"I thought it'd be fun but NO everyone flips their shit." Andy said, sitting it down on the
They Won't Be Hurting You Anymore... - AndleyFighting back never entered my mind- any attempt would be futile and, in any case, it was easier just to grin and bear their attacks and pretend that nothing was wrong...
The end of the school day saw me limping the five minute walk home, an ungodly pain in my left wrist...I don't know if I'll be able to hide this...
I don't live with my parents -ha, they're not even worthy of that title- I live with my best friends and band-mates. My brothers...the only people who genuinely love me and care about me.
I'm the only one still in high school, the youngest. I want to be a graphic designer, and go to college, so I'm staying in school. Currently a junior. They all dropped out during summer vacation, meaning that I've spent the last three months alone, subject to the abuse of bullies who make my life hell daily, just for being me: Ashley Purdy. At least when my brothers were with me, it was bearable...but then again, I've been subjected to abuse my whole life, so b
Feels Like Home - AndleyLove isn't something you can just dismiss into the wind, something you can forget about. True love strikes you at the worst moments and leaves you breathless. It leaves your soul, the very core of your existence, begging for more. Simply laying eyes upon that lucky person makes every single cell in your body vibrate with pure energy and unadulterated love. Their voice sends shivers down your spine and one look into their god-sent eyes is like a gift bestowed upon you by the highest powers of heaven. The smallest touch can be felt days afterwards, a delicate heat that warms even the darkest depths of your heart. Every heartbeat and electric impulse, all of it whispers their name through the life blood slipping through your veins; every breath and blink of your eyes exists because they do.
Everything you do belongs to them because your heart is their's. It always has been and always will be.
Hospital Situations: Andley"Andy!" Ashley called from his bedroom.
"What Ash?" I called back after turning the volume down on the television.
"Can you please come here?"
"Why not?" he yelled sounding desperate and angry.
"Because. Why can't you come down here?" I asked wondering what he could have done this time.
With a sigh I got up off the couch and walked up the stairs into Ashley's room.
When I walked in Ashley looked at me with a deer in the headlights look. With him not wanting to move from under the blankets I pretty much guessed what was wrong, but that did not mean I wasn't going to make him explain the situation to me.
"Andy, I have a problem." He said and I just continued to stare at him from the doorway.
"And what would that be?"
"I kind of took that drug Jinxx gave me a few days ago."
I grinned at him mockingly. "The one that boosts your sexual need or whatever?" I asked knowing without a doubt that that was the one.
"So your problem is?"
"The box said to see a doctor i
Kiss The Lips Of Evil Ch. 35 - Andy
"How about Dennis if it's a boy." I smiled pushing the cart down the isle. Ash and I have been married for seven years and a little over nine months ago we decided to have a baby. He was visiting his Mom and Dad for a while.
"Great. And Ashlynn if it's a girl." He laughed into the phone. "I miss you."
"I miss you too. Come home soon though, I've got good news for you." I was bubbling over. I wanted to tell him the news, but I had to wait until I saw the expression on his face.
"I'll be back tomorrow night. Wait up for me?"
"Love you baby."
"Love you too Ashley. Bye." I hung up the phone and went down the isle for toys. I couldn't wait until Ash was home.
"Baby, I'm home." I heard him call from the front door. I ran down the stairs and jumped into his arms. "I missed you so much." He smiled. We moved into a house in a small suburb a few years ago when we started talking about babies.
"I know. Come upstairs to the babies room. I want to show you something." I kissed him and pul
Insomnia: Andley"Ash," a deep voice said in a whisper as I felt a finger poke into my side. "I can't sleep."
A slight smile found its way onto my face as I opened my eyes enough to see Andy standing next to my bunk, waiting for me to wake up.
"Okay Andy." I said and moved over closer to the wall and held the blanket up so he could climb in next to me. "What has occupied your mind this time?" I asked as he laid down.
He didn't answer me right away. At first he only wrapped his arms around my waist and put his head against my chest.
"I don't know Ash."
I nodded and started running my hand through his soft hair.
Truth be told these moments really hurt me. I loved Andy and would do anything for him but I knew he didn't feel the same way. I was so desperate to be with him though that I would lay with him like this pretending that he was mine.
"Ashley, what are you thinking about?" Andy said looking up at me with those beautiful blue eyes of his.
"Don't lie Ashley. I can tell you're thinking abou
Yours in Eternity: AndleyThe students that sat in the gymnasium bleachers that day looked bored. Most of them showed no emotion even though two of their classmates had been taken by death. The truth was most of the kids there had never really known the two that had died, they had been nobodies. But now that they were gone the students finally realized how terribly they had treated the two.
In the crown of guilty students however, sat the deceased's group of friends. These students had tears covering their cheeks. These few students knew who the two had been and were filled to the brink with sorrow. None of them had wanted to believe that they would never see their two friends again.
"I just can't believe they are really gone." The boy named CC said to his friends while wiping some of the tears from his face.
"I know what you mean buddy. We're never going to hear Ashley being a pervert again." Jake replied wiping away some of his own tears and patting CC on the shoulder.
"Or hear Andy and Ashley be all lovey to
Mistletoe: Andley"You know your family is probably going to wonder why you are bringing your best friend instead of a girlfriend." Ashley said spinning around in my desk chair as I got dressed.
I pulled my shirt over my head. "I know Ash, but I won't be able to make it through this Christmas party without you."
"Even with me I'm not so sure we'll make it. Your parents have told me your family is a little homophobic."
"Believe me, I know. Why do you think no one but my parents know? If any of my cousins knew about it I would never be able to talk to them, or show my face, ever again. Please Ashley, just come with me and stay with me." I said and sat down in his lap wrapping my arm around his shoulders.
He wrapped his arms around my waist. "I never said I wouldn't, I just want you to know that they will probably see right through the best friend thing. I don't want you to get hurt."
"I know Ash, but if you're there being hurt won't be that bad."
He looked doubtful but I knew he would go
So Lucky: AndleyI looked down at the sleeping form of my boyfriend in my lap with one thought: how did I get so lucky? I went from an alcoholic that would fuck anything with a pulse to a sober, caring boyfriend. If I didn't have Andy I would probably be hangover at the moment.
"Ash no!" Andy yelled as he started to thrash around in my arms.
"Shh, Andy, calm down baby." I cooed to him, rubbing calming circles on his back.
Tears started falling from Andy's eyes and I had no clue what to do. I was worried that if I woke him up he would still be terrified of whatever when he woke up. And since he had said my name in a terrified voice, I was worried if I woke him he would be terrified of me, and I couldn't stand that thought.
A few minutes later the tears had slowed and Andy seemed to be sleeping peacefully again.
I shook his shoulder gently. "Honey, wake up."
Andy's face scrunched up, making me laugh, and then he opened his eyes.
"Hello gorgeous." I said as he sat up and moved off of my lap to sit next to
The Scientist: AndleyCome up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart
I gripped the roses in my shaking hands, and paid the smiling girl behind the counter.
"Thank you." I said, forcing myself to return her bright smile.
"Your girlfriend must be very lucky to have you," she said. "Those are the best roses." My smile wavered slightly.
"Yes She She is." I tried to keep my voice from going shaky too. She smiled again as I turned to walk away. I pushed open the door, to here that little happy tinkle from the bell. My heart fell a little. It seemed everyone was happy apart from me. I held the bloodred roses to my chest, and walked away from the place that sung out it's little, happy tune.
Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start
Running in circles, coming up tails
Heads on a science apart
I closed my eyes a little, and took a deep breath. It was close now, I jus