I JUST REALIZED THIS ABOUT ANDYWe all know how Andy Biersack made up the alcohol cow fuckery right?
I was about to fall asleep when I suddenly realized this...
Biersack when translated from German is beer bag (bier = beer sack = bag)
Cow's utters could be called a sack, as it's supposed to hold milk for the calf.
Alcohol cows have beer in their utter according to Andy.
Andy Biersack is an Alcohol cow.
Little Ones chapter 1 (Jinxley/Jishley)It was raining out and I had just gotten off of work. Water poured from the evening sky like a literal waterfall, soaking me head to toe. Luckily I kept my phone in a plastic bag in case something like this were to happen, but I looked past the idea that I might actually need an umbrella.
The city street was bustling with Taxi cars, smart cars, car cars, FedEx trucks, you name it. I held a trash bag over my head to somewhat shield me from the pouring rain, holding out my thumb for a taxi. I missed the bus since I worked overtime today, and its not like I have my own car or anything. Actually my friend had taken the car for a day so he could get girls or something. I quietly promised to myself I'd never loan CC me car again.
After staggering a couple blocks with my head down and water pouring down from the top of my head to my face, a car pulled up next to me. It wasn't a taxi, it was actually a pretty fancy looking black car with dimmed windows. The driver rolled down the window and pe
Bar Bitch - Cashley (CCxAshley)"You're so adorable!"
Ashley was getting hit on again by one of the bar sluts with tits the side of Texas. Her bleach blonde hair fell past her shoulders, her skimpy little pink tank top barely covered her chest and her shorts looked more like underwear. I usually wouldn't mind the fact that Ashley was getting attention if it weren't for the fact he blew me off every time some chick wanted to ride him like a horse. I sat on the other side of him casually sipping my drink.
"Am I?" he giggled drunkenly, pulling his mouth into one of his perfect little smiles.
Shit I loved that smile, you could take a picture of it, hang it up on a wall and make the room look nice. The little goatee lit it up nicely too, the that bitch seemed to be enjoying it more then I ever would be able too. She giggled something, the leaned closer to him.
Jealousy hit me like a rock. Ashley and I are wingmen for eachother, even though hes a natural chick magnet he always gets better. I'm worse, I'm just some over exi
Little Ones chapter 4Author note:
OHMAIGAD SO MUCH WRITER'S BLOCK
I had like, great ideas flying through my head but now its just blegh but I will try my hardest so the chapters in this story might be a bit short (LIKE JINXX!) I'm sorry DX Oh and I promised myself I wouldn't do huge time skips but...come on...I'm the master of super huge time skips. Remember the one time I skipped forward 4 YEARS? Of couse not nobody read that story...I'm babbling now...shit...well, I'll get to the story now.
I still have no idea why you people read my shit.
Almost two months in and I was starting to get a bump on my stomach from the baby growing inside of me. Jesus, I've seen pregnant people before but I never imagined it would be this awkward feeling. Its like carrying a pack pack on your front only a little different. I couldn't sleep on my front anymore and I haven't drank in months. Ashley is making damn sure CC doesn't smoke around me either.
Don't Tell The Daddy -Bridecest"CC...CC!"
Ashley's voice cut through my thoughts, breaking the trance I'd been in. Blinking, I connected with the real world once again.
My stomach had a weird feeling in it- a sinking feeling that made me feel as if I was about to throw up, and there was a lump in my throat that wouldn't leave, no matter how many times I tried to make it go away.
Right as he opened his mouth, CC on his lips, I finally managed to swallow the lump, and spoke, "I-I...wow..."
Ashley snorted, but you could tell he was pissed off. Ashley always got this weird look in his eyes when he was angry, or annoyed. This glint that lit up his eyes in a menacing light, a disturbingly different spark than the kid that made his chocolate orbs glow when he was happy.
His thin, tattooed fingers had been holding up his shirt for the past ten minutes, while I gathered my thoughts, and my eyes flickered down to look at his sun kissed stomach.
At first glance, nothing was off. OUTLAW tattoo arching over his belly button, sma
RIP LaraDear Army Members,
On the 27th of this month, we lost a member of our army, Lara Burns. Apparently she was a massive fan of Black Veil Brides, and a victim of bullying. I do not know Lara, nor have I ever met her, but I sobbed when I found out. Losing one of our members is like losing family (or at least that's how it is for me because I highly respect all in the Army whether I know them or not) so please, just remember that if you're going through a rough time, we're all here for you. Even if you aren't a fan of BVB, just talk to someone you trust.
Speaking from personal experiences, I am glad that I was saved. Yeah, I'm still bullied. People are hateful. As Ashley Purdy said:
"People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards, but deep down they wish they had the courage to do the same."
It's so true. It sounds stupid, but when you express yourself, you're opening yourself up to the world and showing what you like and how you feel. When people follow style
22 Ways to Annoy BVB1. Shout "PORTFOLIO" at Andy.
2. Drink ALL the whiskey and drunkenly tell them they look like KISS.
3. Take all of Ashley's dirty magazines, Hello Kitty stuff, and his raunchiest guitars.
4. When giving back the dirty magazines and guitars, make sure you've colored on them with crayons. Never deface Hello Kitty.
5. Take CC's pizza and Monsters.
6. In Andy, Jake, and Jinxx's phones, switch their girlfriends' names with Ashley's and CC's. Wait for the sexting to begin.
7. Constantly comment on Andy's hair.
8. Sell all of them on eBay.
9. Whenever Ashley gets mad, ask him if it's his time of the month.
10. Whenever Ashley and CC are hitting on some girls, run up and yell "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!" and run away sobbing. May not work on both of them at once.
11. Play Blood On The Dance Floor. At full volume. At exactly 3:32 in the morning. While they're asleep after a night of drinking.
12. Take all of their underwear and hide it, except Jinxx's. He's the only one with an ass on
They Won't Be Hurting You Anymore... - AndleyFighting back never entered my mind- any attempt would be futile and, in any case, it was easier just to grin and bear their attacks and pretend that nothing was wrong...
The end of the school day saw me limping the five minute walk home, an ungodly pain in my left wrist...I don't know if I'll be able to hide this...
I don't live with my parents -ha, they're not even worthy of that title- I live with my best friends and band-mates. My brothers...the only people who genuinely love me and care about me.
I'm the only one still in high school, the youngest. I want to be a graphic designer, and go to college, so I'm staying in school. Currently a junior. They all dropped out during summer vacation, meaning that I've spent the last three months alone, subject to the abuse of bullies who make my life hell daily, just for being me: Ashley Purdy. At least when my brothers were with me, it was bearable...but then again, I've been subjected to abuse my whole life, so b
Take This To Heart Chapter 4
Chapter 4: I Want You To Want Me
"Happy 9 Month Anniversary Ashes!!" Andy smiled bouncing up and down in the bed to wake me up. He and I have been together a long 9 months. We know each other like the backs of our hands, and a week ago, I asked him to move in with me. It's been perfect so far. No drama, no problems, just a love that would probably last years.
I opened my eyes slowly to see Andy in one of my shirts staring down at me with a perfect grin on his face. He crashed his lips into mine the moment he realized I was awake. I wrapped my arms around him while I savored the kiss. He laid down on top of me and we melted together. Andy's small and girlish figure fit perfectly into me, where he belonged.
"Hey Bright Eyes. You're up early today." I smiled at him.
"Because, I have a surprise for you. C'mon." He got up and tried to get me out of bed.
"No. Let's just stay here all day. We don't have to work today, Jake and Chris are out of town for the weekend, we have nothing to do. Just
Homework - Andley'Soooooooooooo liek last nite me n ma bf went 2 my place & watched moofies n shit 4 hours & weee drunk bt not 2 much cus i didnt wanaa hangovur lolz xD
i got tired so we went nite nite in ma bed but i got...an erekshunn!1!!1!! & ashleee felt it & wuz awl liek 'wutz dat andy??//??' n i was all liek 'i gotta bananana in muh undies' LIEEESSSS111111!!!!1111!!.
he said...i can make it go away & i was liek lolwhut :/ & he...grabedd it!!! n wuz awl liek lol andeee dats a bonur not a bananananan i cn make dat go awwaaayy 22222 & it felt awsum! & i organismed 10 mins l8r cuz he srtd blowin me and it wuz nicceee.
then he wuz awl liek 'nooooeeesss now i has a bonur!!!1!!1!111 & SO I BLUUUU HIMMM it flttt wieeerd but i lieked it lol
then he put his thingyyyy in my uuu no wuttt & we haaadddd.....................................seeeeeeeeex!111!1111 & it hurrrtttt bt i tok it liek a bus!!!!111!11!
& thn it gut goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood n we wur scremin alot lol n ma momme
Take This To Heart Chapter 9
Chapter 9: But I Can See It Has To Be You Love, That I've Been Dreaming Of...
"You. Did. What?" He said to himself in disbelief. He had a blank stare on his face and wouldn't look at me.
"Baby, please ju-" I started.
"Don't you fucking 'baby' me mother fucker! You cheated on me! While I was off working! You couldn't have waited?!" I tried to grab his arm, but he pulled it away, getting out of the bed and walking out of the room.
"Andy please, I'm sorry. Like I said, nothing really happened. It was a mistake." I attempted to get up and follow him, clutching the walls to get to the living room.
"No. It wasn't a mistake and it sure as hell wasn't nothing. You let a girl suck you off! I obviously mean nothing to you!" He yelled again. His face held a look of hurt and betrayal. He didn't even look me in the eye.
"But I didn't get off. I snapped out of it before anything extreme actually happened." I tried to sit s